1 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:07,398 Heads up, Emery. 2 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:08,486 Throw it high so I have to jump. 3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,967 Oh, pits are lookinga little yellow, buddy. 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,229 May be time to bleach 'em. 5 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:14,275 This is why I can't wear Eddie's hand-me-downs. 6 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:16,059 Between the stains and the holesand the smells? 7 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:18,540 I need to update my wardrobe. 8 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:20,107 As someone who's wearingEddie's old pants right now... 9 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,935 no way Mom's going to pay for that. 10 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,154 Hey, I'm happy to put another son 11 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:25,286 on the payroll at Cattleman's. 12 00:00:25,329 --> 00:00:27,201 I think the food industry's more Eddie's thing. 13 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:28,332 Oh. 14 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:29,551 Your brother's all done. 15 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,248 Time for you to get all warm and toasty. 16 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,120 Yeah, you need to findyour own thing. 17 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:35,731 Eddie:Oh, you're on the job hunt? 18 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:37,428 I rememberbeing in the hustle. 19 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:38,734 But now I'm chilling. 20 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,344 I got a job, a lady, 21 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:42,999 and killer spring break planson South Padre Island. 22 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,262 Still can't believe you got Mom and Dad to let you do that. 23 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:46,655 Honestly, I can't, either. 24 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:48,744 But we shook on it,so the ship has sailed. 25 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,920 Lawd, the chores I did to convince you guys. 26 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:53,575 I vacuumed, I mopped, I even made a bed. 27 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,925 It wasn't that hard, but I'll never do it again. 28 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:57,448 Oh, God. 29 00:00:57,492 --> 00:00:59,015 Don't take a picture of mein Eddie's jeans. 30 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,234 No. 31 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:01,148 It's for Eddie. 32 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:02,801 SAT results arrive this week. 33 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,760 Already? Yes. 34 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:05,978 And I'm going to camera capture your face 35 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,328 when you see your score. 36 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:08,981 It'll either be a look of joy 37 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,287 or a portrait of failure 38 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:12,246 they'll put on the back of a milk carton 39 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:13,464 when I make you go missing. 40 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,771 They only do thatfor the blonde kids. 41 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,470 --Captions by VITAC-- 42 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:20,732 ♪ Fresh off the boat 43 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:22,560 ♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪ 44 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:24,736 ♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know ♪ 45 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,173 ♪ Fresh off the boat 46 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:28,392 ♪ Homey, you don't know where I come from ♪ 47 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:29,828 ♪ But I know where I'm goin' 48 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:31,569 ♪ I'm fresh off the boat 49 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:36,618 Ow! You missed. 50 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,054 Did I? 51 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,142 Guys, I'm gonna need you 52 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,926 to take it from an eight to a two. 53 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:42,493 The answer is six. 54 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:45,061 Good job, Eddie. Thanks. 55 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,280 The Florida State Spelling Bee is around the corner. 56 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:47,977 This is my last chance to complete 57 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,587 the Academic Iron Man. 58 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,328 When you add the word "academic" to a sporting event, 59 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,287 it hurts me deep down in my soul. 60 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:54,984 I won the math and science fairs, 61 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,377 but spelling is the final leg. 62 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,074 I need your help. 63 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,729 It's the only subject I've gotten a regular A in. 64 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:01,860 Myhelp? 65 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:03,384 The only spelling I know is Tori Spelling. 66 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,299 She can't whistle and loves avocados. 67 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,387 Do you remember Simryn Patel? 68 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:07,823 You went to middle school with her? 69 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:09,390 She won the bee three years in a row. 70 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,087 That's a spelling-bee turkey. 71 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,654 Yeah. I remember her. 72 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:14,743 Always dancing, kept a clean locker. 73 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,397 We were lab partners, and one of us burned down 74 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,442 the eye-wash station. 75 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:21,053 Well, for us spell-nuts, she's the Q-U-E-E-N. 76 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:22,881 Queen. Two for two. 77 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:23,882 I need you to introduce me to her 78 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:25,406 so I can get some tips. 79 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:26,450 No can do. 80 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:27,973 I got big problems of my own right now. 81 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:29,627 My SAT scores are coming in the mail this week, 82 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,455 and I'm worried about Mom. 83 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:33,414 Remember what happened when I got my PSAT scores? 84 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:37,809 One minute in the cornerfor every point under 1600. 85 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:38,810 Mom, come on. 86 00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:40,029 It's the 250th episodeof "The Simpsons." 87 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:42,901 What ifit's their last year? 88 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:44,338 This is way worse. 89 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:46,340 I blacked out from nerves for the first half of the test, 90 00:02:46,383 --> 00:02:47,906 and I'm pretty sure I bombed. 91 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:50,300 Mom's gonna cancel South Padre. 92 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:52,346 I learned to say "y'all" for nothing. 93 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:53,347 Well, if you put in the work 94 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,696 like I am for the spelling bee, 95 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:55,827 you wouldn't be so worried now. 96 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:00,789 He really gotthe worst of Mom andDad. 97 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,486 I'm a dead man. 98 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:03,618 This is worse than when Grandma ruined Mom's credit score 99 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:05,402 by buying all those Madonna bras. 100 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,361 Mom got so mad, her nose bled. 101 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:09,014 From both sides. 102 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,277 How did Grandma come back from that? 103 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,408 She got on Mom's good side 104 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:13,236 by helping Evan get an A in P.E. 105 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,585 That's it. 106 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,674 I bomb the SATs,but I bail out the golden child. 107 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:19,242 Mom forgives me, and I save South Padre. 108 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,635 That's a pretty good plan. 109 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:22,071 You go through the pain to sun your buns, 110 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:23,246 you don't waste it.♪ Yeah 111 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:31,036 Aah! You find a job? 112 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,474 Not yet. I was helping Eddie. 113 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,519 Damn it, I said the wrong brother. 114 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:36,390 Ice cream is for closers. 115 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,305 You want some, go get a job. 116 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:42,657 I feel like that's the wrong strategy 117 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:43,962 to motivate Emery. 118 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,486 Just my two cents. 119 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:46,661 Cheap advice is bad advice. 120 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:48,532 He's gotten lazyand needs consequences. 121 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:49,533 Simple. 122 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:51,361 No, I'm just saying, if we push too hard, 123 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,058 he'll rush and make a bad choice. 124 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:55,452 It's Emery. He needs a...gentle touch. 125 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:56,497 Gentle? 126 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,499 He's a teenager,not a butterfly wing. 127 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,414 Well, he's been weighing some jobs at the mall 128 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:02,067 and needs a little time to decide on the right one. 129 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,678 It's a job at the mall. 130 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:05,375 What is there to decide? 131 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:07,290 No matterwhat job he chooses, 132 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,292 he's using the bathroomat Nordstrom. Trust me. 133 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,989 I know Emery. 134 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:13,078 Give him some space, and he'll pick one before we know it. 135 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:14,079 Last time I trusted you, 136 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:15,733 we ended upat a tapas restaurant. 137 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,344 "Shared plates"? 138 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,563 No thank you. 139 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:21,522 Speaking of plates, when is dinner? 140 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:26,091 There's my little academic athlete. 141 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:27,092 You're kicking that dictionary's ass 142 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:29,443 like an Asian Chuck Norris. 143 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:30,574 Why didn't you just gowith Bruce Lee? 144 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,359 He's already Asian. 145 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,884 Look, I felt bad about earlier, 146 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,799 and of course I'll intro you to Simryn. 147 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:39,017 Really? 148 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,497 Face time with the legend? 149 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,369 Simryn's my girl. The Simster. Sim Dog. 150 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:44,240 Simmy Simmy Ko Ko Bop. 151 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,242 Wait a sec.What's in it for you? 152 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,200 Other than the satisfaction of helping out my brother? 153 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:50,333 Okay, fine. 154 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,943 SAT scores are gonna come in, 155 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,467 and Mom's gonna kick me to the streets. 156 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:54,990 And eventually, I'm gonna need 157 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,470 a guest house to crash at, 158 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:57,775 and you're the best bet to have one. 159 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,777 Hmm.That surprisingly tracks. 160 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,257 Okay. Thanks, Eddie. 161 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,607 In South Padre,a guest house would be a casita. 162 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:04,608 I'll grab my driving sandals... 163 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:06,567 And your foot spray. 164 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:07,959 ...and you go tell Mom that your loving older brother 165 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:09,178 is helping you achieve academic greatness, 166 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:10,832 and we're on our way. 167 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:11,963 Effulgent! 168 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,400 That means brilliant.It's from the Latin -- 169 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:14,792 Not now. 170 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,272 I'll save it for the car. 171 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:23,497 Ice cream? 172 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,236 Uhp, hands off. 173 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,803 I gotEmery looking for jobs 174 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:27,414 without threatening consequences, 175 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,372 so I earnedthis double choco mint. 176 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:32,157 It's just mint. Eddie already got in there. 177 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:33,594 He got all the choco?How? 178 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:34,595 He used your mother's tweezers. 179 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,510 Oh. 180 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,425 Hey, there, Pretty Woman,back from the mall? 181 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,645 Someone must have gottenhis first paycheck. 182 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,168 No. I emptied out my Christmas gift cards. 183 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:45,649 What about finding a new job? 184 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,172 You wanted me to find my own thing, and I didn't. 185 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:48,173 The search continues. 186 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:50,219 Jessica: Oh, look, Louis. 187 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:51,612 He's unemployed and happy. 188 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:52,830 Emery, you ding-dong. 189 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,658 Time for consequences. 190 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:56,312 Hey! My new clothes! 191 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,009 You want your party dresses back? 192 00:05:58,053 --> 00:05:59,576 Get a job. By tomorrow. 193 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,451 He's like a horse, 194 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:07,105 and I'm the tiny person riding him to success. 195 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:11,414 Trent, my SAT scores show up yet?Trent: Negative. 196 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,589 That means no. 197 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:14,243 But I got eyes on the box. 198 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:15,505 That means mailbox. Good. 199 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:16,419 I need you to buy time 200 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:17,638 until I help Evan win the spelling bee. 201 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:20,510 You sure my mom can't see you? 202 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:22,120 Oh, don't worry. It's impossible. 203 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:24,775 Oh, I gotta go. 204 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,429 I'm using Trish's cell,and her boyfriend's calling. 205 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,997 Hello, Muscles. 206 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,565 No, I've been thinkingabout youall day. 207 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:33,218 Oh, stop it. 208 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:36,787 Simryn lives here? 209 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,223 ♪ Baby, baby, won't you 210 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:40,487 ♪ Come to me 211 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,706 ♪ Show me who you are, baby 212 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:43,925 ♪ I'm craving for you 213 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,579 ♪ I'm craving 214 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:49,452 ♪ I'm missing you like candy 215 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:53,108 ♪ Missing you like candy♪ 216 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,677 Eddie Huang from piccolo class? 217 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,505 Simryn! 'Sup, girl? It's been forever. 218 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:00,463 You're like two feet taller. 219 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:01,595 I've been eating. 220 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,597 It's so cool you live in this motel. 221 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,859 Do they come in and make your beds? 222 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,600 No, my family owns it. 223 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,123 We make the beds. 224 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,646 Oh, well, at least you have free HBO. 225 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:13,694 Again, we're not guests at our own motel. 226 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,173 Oh, I get it. 227 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,914 Like my dad and his restaurant. 228 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,264 Everyone assumes I'm eating steaks for free every day.You do. 229 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:20,744 Yeah, but... 230 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:22,616 You're right. 231 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:25,357 He always is. This is my brother, Evan. 232 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:26,707 I was hoping you could help him win the spelling bee. 233 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,317 1998. Diphtheria? 234 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,840 Hidden H after the P. 235 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:32,190 Mama rolled right through it. 236 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:34,323 When diphtheria takes down two of your uncles at a family reunion, 237 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,630 you learn to spell it.See, Evan? 238 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,370 You're learning already. Simryn, can't thank you enough. 239 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:39,197 Take as much time as you need. 240 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:40,634 A couple days, even. 241 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:41,896 I'll be here chilling by the pool, 242 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:42,679 sunning my buns.♪ Yeah 243 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,507 Sorry. I can't. 244 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,074 I've got work around the motel, 245 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,511 and I'm going to the Mandy Moore concert 246 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,208 and I need to perfect my "Candy" dance. 247 00:07:58,347 --> 00:07:59,566 Getting there. 248 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:02,699 Heh. Anyway, good luck at the bee, Evan. 249 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:03,874 When in doubt, 250 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:06,181 imagine the words in their underwear. 251 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:09,314 Well, that was cool. 252 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,402 She's not your friend, 253 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:11,534 we reminded her of her sick uncles, 254 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:12,709 and now we're going home. 255 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:19,629 Eddie, let's go. 256 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:20,587 You've already wasted enough of my spelling time. 257 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,676 Wait, I think I can stillget Simryn to help us. 258 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:24,895 Come on, Eddie. 259 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,418 I need to get home and hit the dicks! 260 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:27,898 Nope. Tried to shorten "dictionary." 261 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,770 Did not work out. 262 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:33,817 Here we go, Mina. 263 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,124 Hi. 264 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,429 No. 265 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:38,605 We don't need any more magazines. 266 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,041 I'm not getting scammedagain. 267 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:44,045 I will take two "Rod and Reel"subscriptions, please. 268 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,612 But that's it. 269 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,483 Mom, Dad, room 16 asked for more soap -- 270 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,659 Oh, Eddie, you're still here?Eddie: Simryn, please, 271 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:51,618 you gotta help Evanstudy for the spelling bee. 272 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,794 Sorry, I'm just really busy. 273 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,360 DC: Ah. Busy? 274 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,579 Strong words coming from the girl 275 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,146 who takes 15-minute showers. 276 00:08:58,189 --> 00:08:59,364 Mina: Strong words from the man 277 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,845 who takes 45 minutes to iron his jeans. 278 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,194 Sorry about them. 279 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:07,677 Simryn, how do you know these magazine salesmen? 280 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:08,678 Eddie and I were classmates. 281 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:09,810 We never dated. 282 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:11,812 But your daughter is very beautiful. 283 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,988 A beautifulspelling bee legend. 284 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,206 Yeah, that's actually why we're here. 285 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,686 We need Simryn to help Evan win. 286 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,383 Of course Simryn can help. 287 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,169 I call her "Hamburger"because she's such a helper. 288 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,041 It's 'cause of Hamburger Helper. 289 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,739 You know, the... 290 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,305 Yeah, Dad, they know. So embarrassing. 291 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,437 When I am ever embarrassing? 292 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,612 Just now? 293 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,745 Yesterday at the market, when you juggled the lettuce? 294 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,703 Every time the Cleveland Indianscome to town? 295 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,270 Alright, smiles up, Patels. 296 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,533 We're about to get on the Jumbotron. 297 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,883 Now the real Indiansare here! 298 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:45,280 There is nothing embarrassingabout clever wordplay. 299 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:46,760 Come on, Hamburger. Help us. 300 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:47,978 DC: You'll be great. 301 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,763 You spent weeks studying for those spelling bees. 302 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,504 Yeah. I-I did. 303 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,028 But the thing is, 304 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:57,553 I have all these motel chores, so... 305 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,511 I'll do your chores. Love chores.DC: Great. 306 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:00,991 He loves chores. 307 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:01,992 You can start tomorrow. 308 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:02,863 Everybody's happy. 309 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,647 So happy. Cool. 310 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:10,827 Want to trade shoulder massages? 311 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,133 I do you, you do me? 312 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,438 No, I like my shoulders tight. 313 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,919 Okay. 314 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:17,660 Guess who got a job 315 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,923 as the newest associate at Abernathy and Fitz? 316 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,359 Wow. 317 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,709 Isn't that amazing, Louis? 318 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,275 Yeah.You know what's amazing? 319 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,799 The Brazilian rainforest. 320 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,757 We don't even know what's in there. 321 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,716 Emery, you can have your party dresses back. 322 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,717 Thanks for the push, Mom. 323 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,937 Abernathy and Fitz. 324 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,157 Not only did I get Emery to pick a job, 325 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,115 but he picked one at a law firm. 326 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:40,901 Looks like I earned myself some ice cream. 327 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,776 You still in for tradesies on massages? 328 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,953 These new bra straps are killing my shoulders. 329 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,956 No, Ma. 330 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,828 Trent: Hello, this is Trish. 331 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,046 No scores yet?Nope. 332 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:59,049 But Brian got his,and ooh, buddy, it was bad. 333 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,834 Like,single-digit-hundies. 334 00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,705 Oh, God. It's gonna be bad. 335 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,186 I gotta make sure Evan gets all the training here he can get. 336 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,408 Brobdingnagian.Please use it in a sentence. 337 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,541 The blue whale is a mammal of brobdingnagian proportions. 338 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,586 Eddie: Damn. 339 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,938 This is the biggest washing machine I've ever used. 340 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,940 The biggest washing machineI ever used growing up? 341 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,768 The Ganges. 342 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,857 We need a new movie quote. 343 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,947 Eddie:"Luke...I Am Your Motel." 344 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,122 It's from "Star Wars." 345 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,777 Celerity. 346 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:31,865 Please use it in a sentence. 347 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:35,564 Okay. Got to work fast. 348 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,740 Only 10 minutes beforethe next guest checks in. 349 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,002 DC: "You know what they call 350 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,569 a Quarter Pounder With Cheese in Paris? 351 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:41,962 A Motel With Cheese." 352 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,572 I don't get it. 353 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,748 It's from "Pulp Fiction."Mm. 354 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,881 You still don't get it,do you? No. 355 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:51,145 Celerity of movement is vital in the 100-meter dash. 356 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,973 ♪ Who's down with OPP? 357 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,018 ♪ This whole party ♪ Break it down 358 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:55,976 Eddie: I got it. 359 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,630 Wait. Mr. Patel? I'm stuck! 360 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:01,024 "Austin Powers." 361 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,984 Yeah, baby. 362 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:07,030 Pterodactyl.Evan: P-T-E-R-O-- 363 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,249 That was Trent. 364 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:12,209 My SAT scores came in, and it's, uh...wow. 365 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,821 Ooh, that's not good. 366 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:18,215 Hey, man, it's been proven standardized testing is racist. 367 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,826 Not racist enough. I got a 1500. 368 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,001 Whoa! Congrats! 369 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,176 Evan: What? 370 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,395 But you said you blacked out. 371 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:25,832 I guess your boy's just a natural. 372 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,616 Let's steal some of these tasty pillow mints and head home. 373 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:28,704 But I'm not done yet. 374 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,924 It doesn't matter anymore. I'm safe. 375 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,142 Plus, you studied a bunch. Let's go. 376 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,144 You're safe? 377 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,972 So, this was all about you. 378 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,844 You never cared about helping me. 379 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,062 I should have known better. 380 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,717 I did mean what I said about the guest house. 381 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,023 Sorry to jump in, 382 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,938 but we don't have pillow mints. 383 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,374 What have you been eating? 384 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,946 I want you to know, 385 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,861 when Eddie bombs the SAT and mysteriously vanishes, 386 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,601 you can have his room. 387 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,168 Mm. 388 00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,691 Your law firm is next to the mall? 389 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:00,692 Law firm? 390 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,651 Abernathy and Fitzis a clothing store. 391 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,044 For lawyers? 392 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:06,220 No. Oh. 393 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,917 Well, not as prestigious, but still a job. 394 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,484 Yeah.Turns out "my thing" was 395 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,529 whatever got me to mynew wardrobe the quickest. 396 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,140 Let me just get my uniform on. 397 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,970 There. Ready for work. 398 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,710 What is happening? 399 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,321 It's store policy to haveshirtless male greeters. 400 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,062 I guessit brings in customers. 401 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,759 I get my torso oil today. 402 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,760 Wish me luck. 403 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,898 Oh, God. 404 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,422 I've turned my teenage son into a stripper. 405 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,903 A maleone. 406 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,210 I can't believe you, Eddie. 407 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,082 This is worse than when Emery stretched out 408 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,866 my favorite checkered polo.Eddie: Dude, I'm sorry. 409 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,086 Spring break was on the lineand I got carried away, 410 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,914 but if you have more to do,we can stay. 411 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,350 Um,I think he's got it. 412 00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:52,092 Really? I'm ready for the bee? 413 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,702 You think I can win? 414 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:57,445 Uh, well,there's no guarantees. 415 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,099 But I mastered your spelling system, right? 416 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:02,102 Uh...w-well... 417 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,539 t-to be honest,I don't really have a system. 418 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,540 I never really studied. 419 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,150 What? 420 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,457 I said I'd help you to stayon my parents' good side. 421 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,676 I mean, the Mandy concert'son the line. 422 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,113 Mandy friggin' Moore. 423 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,462 She cute. 424 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,506 If you didn't study, 425 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,030 then how did you win three times? 426 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,074 I don't know. 427 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,381 I hear a word, close my eyes, 428 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,600 see some colors, and spell it? 429 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,124 Seriously? 430 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,256 So, you black out and get a 1500, 431 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,084 and you're a Mandy-head with synesthesia? 432 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,085 Synesthesia. 433 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,348 Purple S, green Y... 434 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,569 Sorry, can't turn it off.This isn't fair. 435 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,918 You're both naturals, 436 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,051 and I'm a sucker who has to put in the work. 437 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,748 Dude, you're a straight-A student. 438 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,010 Who cares? 439 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,490 I care because I have to earn it. 440 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,318 You guys just wake up and it's there. 441 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,059 No effort. Voilà. 442 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,625 Come on, Evan. 443 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,062 I mean, why even bother with the spelling bee? 444 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,977 Some natural's just gonna swoop in and beat me anyway. 445 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,282 It's pointless. 446 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,023 I quit. 447 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,070 Not to belittle his outrage, 448 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,985 but he is so cute when he storms off. 449 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,342 Man,I really messed him up. 450 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:11,649 He didn't even sanitizethe chair before he landed. 451 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,216 Oh, no. 452 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,349 Is your brother crying? 453 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,350 In public? 454 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,221 Don't let him do that in the pool. 455 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,744 It messes up the PH of the water. 456 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:24,184 He's frustrated I got a 1500on my SATs without studying. 457 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,099 I take it fitted sheets weren't on the test. 458 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,840 I think he's jealous'cause I'm a natural. 459 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,104 Man, I don't understand this obsession 460 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,106 with "being a natural." 461 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,977 I mean,it's kind of awesome. 462 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,674 I crushed the SATs. 463 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,807 Don't even rememberfilling in the ovals. 464 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:39,982 Hmm. Congrats. 465 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:40,983 You're a natural at something useless 466 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,811 that makes no money. 467 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,247 Did you switch bodieswith my mom? 468 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,162 Look around. 469 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,382 If we hadn't put in the work, 470 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,036 the Magic Motor Inn would never have made it 471 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,212 to AAA's list of most affordable motor lodges 472 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,996 off the I-4 in East Orlando. 473 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,999 Did you switch bodieswith my dad? 474 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,262 The point is... 475 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,786 natural talent only takes you so far. 476 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,919 Key to success -- hard work. 477 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,052 Look at Simryn. 478 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,141 She wouldn't have won all those spelling bees 479 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,925 if she didn't put in the work. 480 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,319 She said she didn't studyfor any of those. 481 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,455 You never studied for the spelling bee? 482 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,719 You lied to us about being at the library. 483 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,417 No, I was at the library, 484 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,723 reading magazines on microfiche. 485 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,421 Did you know there's a "Vogue" 486 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,162 for Amish girls?What? 487 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,467 The quizzes are great. 488 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,860 You know I'm a sucker 489 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,253 for limited circulation magazines. 490 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,430 Simryn, why would you not just tell us? 491 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:39,302 I didn't want you to feel likeI didn't earn it. 492 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,739 I know how much you valuehard work. 493 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,959 We all do. 494 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,265 How many times have you heard 495 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,615 how he wouldn't have gotten out of the village 496 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:48,920 without pulling himself up by his bootstraps? 497 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,661 I had to share my bootstraps with, like, uh... 498 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:51,401 All 30 cousins.All 30 cousins. 499 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,099 Okay, fine. 500 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,275 But we still don't want you to lie to us. 501 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,233 Yes. I agree with your father. 502 00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,322 Unless you're dating that tall dummy out there. 503 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,671 In which case, please lie. 504 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,550 Oh, hello, my wife. 505 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,117 I'm not in the mood, 506 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,509 and why are there so many? 507 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,989 It's Lactaid. 508 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,295 You were right about Emery. 509 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,123 You deserve ice cream,but not just home ice cream. 510 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,342 The kind high-schoolersget on an innocent date 511 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,083 before they ravage each other. 512 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,258 It's fine. 513 00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,782 Emery working is reward enough. 514 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,263 No, I found a new spotat the mall that's so fancy 515 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,135 they spell "shop"with two Ps and an E. 516 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:30,962 Shop-puh-pee. Shop-pee. 517 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:34,879 Shop-- Shop-pay -- Shop--Shop-pee-pee -- puh-pee. 518 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:35,663 Shop-puh-pee. 519 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,151 Wandering eyes, Jessica. 520 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,152 There a good-looking man over there? 521 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,285 Yes. 522 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:52,549 A good-looking adult manwe definitely don't know. 523 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,117 Wow. You're really looking. 524 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,250 He must be sexy. Oh! 525 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,164 Thank you for this, Louis. 526 00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,817 Thank you.I've really enjoyed it. 527 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,776 Let's go. 528 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,344 No, not before I tell you that you are an amazing mother 529 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,389 and a great role model for our children. 530 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,957 The way you knew Emery needed consequences -- 531 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,306 Mom? Dad? Hey! 532 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,356 Jessica, why am I at the mall looking at my son's nipples? 533 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:23,711 Hey, buddy. 534 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,365 Pro tip -- 535 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,715 bun tans only workif you pull your shorts down. 536 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,326 I'm mad at you -- and myself. 537 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,416 I really wish I had sanitized this chair before I laid down. 538 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,419 I'm sorry if I made you feellike you're not awesome. 539 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,292 Because there's no oneawesomer. 540 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,945 "Awesomer" is not a word. 541 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,860 Or maybe it is. Who knows? 542 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,427 I'm no natural. 543 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:47,169 Whoa.it looks like you were grilled. 544 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,432 Oh, I guess I'm not a natural tanner, either. 545 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,826 Evan, being a naturaldoesn't matter. 546 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,219 Really? 547 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,350 Please black out and enlighten me. 548 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:57,614 You have the greatestnatural talent of all -- 549 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,181 your work ethic. 550 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,009 That's what makes youso special. 551 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,967 And how is that special? 552 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:05,231 Anyone can get luckyevery now and then, 553 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,754 but your focuswill help you succeed 554 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,669 in anything you want. 555 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,454 That's why you got to getback in that spelling bee 556 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,977 and bring home the Iron Man. 557 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,110 Deal. 558 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,418 But if you do wind up in my guest house, 559 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,767 I'm not splurging on permits, 560 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,377 so if the plumbing breaks down, 561 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,204 you're on your own. 562 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,470 Better head to the shower. 563 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,429 Gonna take extra soap to get all this oil off. 564 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,474 Uhp, I don't think the Lactaid worked. 565 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,562 I got to go, too. 566 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,650 Oh, please. 567 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,261 You took a double dose. 568 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,566 Why didn't you tell me 569 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,829 Emery's working at a half-nude clothing outlet? 570 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:42,224 You knew pushing Emery too hardwould lead to a bad choice. 571 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,225 But you did it anyway, 572 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,444 and now our son is selling his body. 573 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,010 Well,just from the waist up. 574 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,230 Fine. 575 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,232 I was wrong. 576 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,147 I just wanted to help himfigure it out. 577 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,583 Well, I was wrong, too. 578 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,107 Emery's older now and needs to learn 579 00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,284 the real world has consequences. 580 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,590 When you think about it,we were both half-right. 581 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:03,463 And I admitted it first,so I was first half-right. 582 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,116 Sure. 583 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,294 Here's a tiffin for your ride home. 584 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,904 Some rice, vegetables, and a samosa 585 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,472 for each one of you. 586 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,038 It's likea triangle hot pocket. 587 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,475 Do you want this nice container back? 588 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,259 'Cause I guarantee my mom's gonna steal it. 589 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,392 Smart mom. 590 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:20,436 Hey, if you guys are available, 591 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,698 you should come to the spelling bee. 592 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,700 You got it. Bring it in, Evan. 593 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,963 Dad, what are you doing?We don't hug. 594 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,443 Mina: He's frisking him for stolen shampoos. 595 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,924 Okay.Have a safe trip, boys. 596 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,534 He's clean. 597 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:32,448 Thank you. It was delicious. 598 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,190 Mm. 599 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,337 Hello, Evan. 600 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,947 Guetapens. 601 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,644 Please use it in a sentence. 602 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,559 I still can't believeyou haven't told Mom 603 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,300 about your 1500. 604 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,563 Um, I figured it was Evan's day. Oh. 605 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,435 That's so nice of you. 606 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,437 Also, I'm saving it just in case 607 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,004 things get out of hand at South Padre. 608 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:10,791 G-U-E-T-A-P-E-N-S. 609 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,096 Guetapens. 610 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,446 Man: That is correct. 611 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,230 Yes, Evan! 612 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:18,233 Does he get a trophy? 613 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,495 You get a ribbon and a certificate 614 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,410 that won't fitin a standard frame. 615 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,543 These kids think they're so smart. 616 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,196 Good luck in the apocalypse. 617 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,981 They'll bethe first ones eaten. 618 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,374 Think that's a good idea. 619 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:29,549 Hmm.